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The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor by Larry A. Glanz
Newly revised with new, hilarious, startling facts and expert advice. This fresh 2022 edition is the perfect book and gift to enlighten and enjoy!!
The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor – Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire.
The goal of this book: lead you to more fulfilling bathroom experiences in the future. Let’s address Bathroom Etiquette in an enjoyable, yet instructive way. There are many books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time, among other things. But there are very few books that speak about the bathroom itself. And, still fewer if any, are the books that educate and entertain…with a focus on the bathroom.
Fear and shame are powerful motivators, and insightful teachers. We also learn from our mistakes, and I have made some doozies. Learning from my mistakes has been important in preparing me to write this book. I have also tried to identify many important issues of Bathroom Etiquette, by learning from the mistakes of others.
Hopefully, my bathroom encounters, disasters, and illuminations will resonate with you. Perhaps, you will be reminded of similar breaches of Bathroom Etiquette by yourself or others that you have experienced either at home or away. And that these experiences will become your guide to learning and sharing proper Bathroom Etiquette moving forward.
Keep this book in a room that you deem the most important to you. You may also want to have a copy in your car for those occasions when you are either a guest in someone’s home, dining out, away on business or vacation.
Make sure this book is close at hand if you need a Bathroom Etiquette tip, crave a laugh or just want to belt out a song parody or two. You have thousands (or maybe even millions) of bathroom experiences ahead of you. I want all your future bathroom experiences to be painless, stainless, happy and not too crappy.
The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor is your source for:
Facts Stories Trivia Rules Song Parodies Quotes Nursery Rhymes Sing-a-longs Songs Thoughts Terminology Quiz and more.
Buy this book as a gift for a dad or mom, as a present for your ‘hard to buy for’ brother or sister, or as an educational & entertaining book for a younger child!
In his brilliant book, The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor, Larry A. Glanz delivers a clever and humorous homage to everything you wanted to know about bathroom etiquette but were afraid to ask. His unique intriguing writing style and use of distinctive terms, parodies, jingles, humor and wit to explain the unusual, yet oddly important subject will make you laugh out loud as you flip through the pages.
Bathroom etiquette is addressed in an enjoyable, realistic and entertaining manner, yet completely informative and garnered from his years traveling across the country as an account executive in the nutritional field. This prepared him to share what he witnessed first-hand. Additionally, his personal and familial experiences including disasters will help educate you, so you won’t make the same mistakes.
There’s something in the book for readers from all walks of life. Whether a business owner, private residence or hospitality venue, the humorous answers to perplexing questions about bathroom etiquette is at your fingertips. You will be prepared for your next guest after applying the suggestions in this book. Likewise, as a fellow traveler, you’ll know the expectations of your host as it relates to your bathroom manners.
Many of the examples will give you a belly laugh. Chapter 3, A Time and a Place for Everything had me in stitches. I could see the events happening as described for up until now we didn’t know the proper etiquette in those sticky situations. The guideline for public bathrooms was a doozy, and travelers will appreciate the author’s fortitude for pinpointing the problems and offering solutions.
My favorites were the dos and don’ts of hostesses and guests and the pet etiquette. This guidebook is a fun read and a great gift for friends and family. This book should be on every person’s coffee table. I can imagine the lively discussions at your next social gathering based on the ideas from this book. Scoot over Emily Post, there is a subject on etiquette that you completely missed and without question, needs to be addressed.
Thank goodness someone thought about bathroom etiquette because bathrooms and what they entail can be such a mess and even a disaster at such inappropriate times. Thank you Larry A. Glanz, your book The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor is a unique, one-of-a-kind, most necessary and must have book which comes highly recommended by Artisan Book Reviews.
Eighteen years as a traveling salesman forced Larry A. Glanz to visit bathrooms in many locations, mostly at the nutrition stores to which he sold vitamins, and witness all kinds of conditions and habits. His novel observations form the basis of The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor. Larry, a Philadelphian, studied marketing and management at two colleges in his hometown, where he resides with his wife, Kim. He has been a nutritional products salesman for forty years. His ambition to write became a reality when he began spending most nights at his personal computer. Larry’s first book, How to Start a Romantic Encounter, was published in 1994 and earned him a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. His second book on relationships, Guy Gets Girl, Girl Gets Guy, was published in 2004. Looking forward to a day when he can write full-time, he has mapped out a variety of projects including several screenplays. He is also interested in creating lines of products based on his books.
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